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Both gone.

Shame

Ooh ah.

Gutted  :D

I am a bit gutted. Jakub is a really nice bloke and his wife and kid are pretty settled in Swindon. Shame he didn't get a chance.

Wheres it say this

In the title you thick cunt

No you fat twat, where did you hear it from

Facebook.

Laters Vinny boy, nice knowing ya.  :bye:

Call me fat one more time i will cut your fucking jacobs off

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Vincent Pericard Swindon's number 9!

On the OS

Its on the Adver site aussi

Fitton's punt on Jesinowski didn't work either then... Misun will be next.

Gutted really for Big V. We need strikers and Pericard would score for fun in L2, always gets stuck in, and show flashes of brilliance and was very unlucky during his time here due to injuries, Will easily score 15-20 goals for a club in League One. Wouldnt surprise me if a couple Championship sides showed an interest. Danny Wilson said it best "we haven't seen the best of Vincent", this will come back to haunt us big time. 

I still dont believe that Misun actually exists he is a mythical player made up by Swindon Town supporting parents to scare their kids

"eat all your peas or you will disappear like Misun"

Please nobody bite

Hahahahaaha, fuck off Gary.

Pericard is fucking rubbish. Poor scoring record and would struggle to trap a bag of cement.
 Good riddance to the useless cunt

This

seconded

Noooo my Pericard shirt is now redundant! :(

2 questions.

1. Is Vincent Pericard the worst Swindon Town striker of all time?

2. How many times has Gazzza joined, got the piss taken out of him, gone mental, posted shit, got more piss taken out him then deleted his account? 27 now?

He's deleted his account again.

Ha

some people take this forum to seriously. get a fucking grip

He does himself no favours...

What's the maximum amount of letters you can have in a username?
Give it a couple of years, he'll be up to about 20 Z's.

I thought he was a marketing ploy, a bit like Wally. 

"Where's Misun books are now available in the club shop. Your child will spend hours looking for Misun amongst the former Swindon Town has beens, never will bes and loanees. Hurray, first 50 books contain an incredible disappearing Milan Misun autograph."

1. no, there have been worse but not many worse.

2. 27 it is.

The lack of effort Pericard showed was even excess of the lack of ability. Its true the injury didn't help him, but he looked either half arsed or unfit half the time. Lack of confidence (not helped by us fans) or a total Trevor Benjamin? Who knows.

Talking of fitness the inevitable resignation of former fitness coach Morrison was announced today.

Im not pointing the finger of blame at Morrison but I dont think many of our boys were fit at all last season, most of them looked really out of shape compared to the play off season.

They need a beasting like Wise used to give, during this pre season...although most of those that deserved it will no longer be with us

you forgot tony thorpe

so had i. Now he was Shit

oh and sabin

Can't have this discussion without mentioning Shaun Close surely.

1. No chance. Two words. Marc McCammon.

2. Heh! heh!



Gary 8)

Super, Super Mark....

Also the then past it Frank MacAvennie.

Chris Mcphee, Petr Mikolanda, Jamie Slabber

That Proctor matey.

VP was on a par with all these with a fair few of these being lots worse, and this is only since I have been watching the Town, I am sure a few more older fans will add some to the list but here you go, some people wont agree with a couple but IMO these are all as bad or worse than big Vinnie.....

Ken Beamish
Trevor Benjamin
Fola Onion Bhaji
mark McCammon
Frank McAvennie
Jimmy Gilligan
Shaun Close
Moses (the sea parter) Ashikodi
Jon Obika
Jamie Cureton
Tony Thorpe
Tony Evans
Neil Fenn
Jamie Slabber
Terry Gibson
Wayne Gray
Roy Greenwood
David Geddis
Paul Hunt
Kyle Lightborne
Chris McPhee
Petr Mikolanda
Kaid Mohammed
Ian Muir
Frank Nouble
Tope Obidaye
Alex Rhodes
Ben Hutchinson

Ben Hutchinson

Fuck off jj, fola was mint ;)

Shit I forgot him, and sorry Tans will amend that list ;)

This.

Tope Obidaye, Alex Rhodes, Ben Hutchinson, Jamie Slabber & Chris McPhee were all ever so slightly worse for me. Frank Nouble, Tony Thorpe and Trevor Benjamin on a par.

Still think Pericard was better than Mr Offside, Thomas Dossevi.

Frank Nouble, because of reputation, was a massive disappointment. I'd also add Moses Ashikodi and Jon Sutton to this impressive list. And Shayne Bradley.

Is Lloyd Opara on the list?

Berty Brayley & Royce brownlie?

Just reading through these names and it struck me, havent we had some fucking shit strikers at this club in recent years!

It's fucking depressing isn't it.

I still don't think Tope was that bad. Streets ahead of Hutchinson at least (mind you, I'd put in more of a shift that Hutchinson and my footballing ability is limited at best)

Crystall Tips should make Where's Misun? (Or Milan's Misun) a running feature in any future 69ers, get him a stripey red jumper and you have a start.

The worrying thing is you could put a team photo up and how many people could pick him out?!

Probably would'nt be that difficult as we dont really have many players at the club at the mo, they have all buggered off.

I think he looks a bit like Flint. I can't quite remember.

he does indeed, about 6 foot 4 with longish blonde hair.

He's the one on crutches

Jimmy Quinn came out of retirement due to the fact he was so shit. Why do we get in 6ft+ strikers that cannot jump ?

Royce Brownlie can't be included in a list like this, purely because of THAT barnet goal

Royce scored a great goal for us, so surely that pits him above Pericard straight away. Tope had all the attributes, he was big and strong and quite quick for a big lad....sadly he had a footballing brain of a five year old who had never seen a football before.

Howard Goddard

Per Mikolanda

Brownlie was half decent,he also scored a cracker at Wycombe.

Never understood the dislike for Tope. He was quick and strong and only played in his natural position once or so. Wilson played him on the left wing when he's right footed and a striker. He showed endeavour and was good with the ball at his feet, I'd have him back. As a striker of course.

Brownlie must have been a bit on an ego trip or something, because he really wasnt too bad at all. I liked his goal at Wycombe too, nicely timed run and finnish.

Ive got nothing but contempt for Ben Hutchinson. He really was a useless lucky lazy useless cunt spearheading an otherwise great team. Cant think of another player who I hated seeing on the teamsheet more than Ben Hutchinson.

I think it was just the change of management that really killed the Town careers of Fola, Brownlie and Monkhouse.

Sturrock was Mr picky about his strikers (unless you were his son).

I always thought Tope was decent, he was good as most things APART from his final ball.

He seemed to get the ball, could get past a player, get into a crossing position then had no idea what to do with it.

That will either come with game time in the next few years or it never ever will (see Ifil sorta thing)

I've yet to see a striker mentioned in here that was worse than Pericard, alot were just as bad but none worse.

Even the likes of Sturrock, McPhee and Benjamin get past on effort alone!

Well that's the thing, I think one or two that have been mentioned are probably slightly shiter in ability, but probably put more effort in

McCammon was worse. Pericard scored a couple of goals. McCammon didn't get even remotely close. People slated Pericard but they never laughed at him. McCammon was so bad people around me (and me in fact) were actually laughing at him. I have never known that to happen before or since.

Pericard is shit awful but McCammon was worse.


FACT! (check mate)

For me, Hutchinson takes some beating. I don't even know if he had any ability because the useless, lazy cunt could never be bothered to even try.

Purely in a Swindon shirt Cureton was another one that fucked me right off.

I'd rather a player of limited ability that worked their fucking socks off than some prick who can't be bothered and just goes through the motions.

Pericard couldnt score in a 5 aside game where there were no opponents

Neale Fenn was it? signed on loan from tottenham all 5ft2inches of him absolutly shite

Hahaha, Neale Fenn was fucking awful.

I'm still sticking with Moses "0 in 10 games" Ashikodi.

Personally I would put Mark (the joker) McCammon top of the worst player ever to play for us league.

No one else got even close to the comedy gold that the gangly useless fucker did.

Truly awesomely awful.

30 Goals in 14 years as a professional footballer striker. Dear me.

yep, i'm with mccammon with a sprinkling of kyle lightbourne thrown in too

Slabber

John Sutton.

He only played 25 minutes as a sub, bit harsh

Still think Big V gets more stick than he deserves.

See, Slabber didn't score, but his time up front with Parkin coincided with one of SSP's most prolific spells... did he do the donkey work while SSP took some time off in the penalty area scoring muchos gols? Probably not, but i thought i'd raise it regardless...