I've got some vegetarian mates and i completely understand where they come from when they mention the death of animals, as a reason for not eating it. I hate cruelty to animals, i hate animal slaughter, i'm such a fucking woolly woofter i can't even watch programs like Trawlermen without feeling sorry for the fish.
This made me laugh so much.
On another note referencing a quote from the "Royle Family" - can't she eat wafer thin ham?