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« Reply #90 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 17:54:31 » |
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I fell out of a 600 story building and lived.
It was a library.
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Being a pornstar is brilliant...
I'm getting more head than Princess Diana's dashboard.
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« Reply #91 on: Friday, June 11, 2010, 19:55:15 » |
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The metropolitan police are looking for a racist muslim attacker. They hung up on me when i asked for an application form. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1976 - Robert De Niro - Taxi Driver 3 Oscars & 3 Emmys. 2010 - Derek Bird - Taxi Driver 1 Oscar, 2 Emma's, 2 Billy's, 1 Mark & 1 Gary.
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« Reply #92 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:17:02 » |
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watching england friday so here's mine now........ Two jamaican women sitting on the bus with they're young children , one says to the other " is he teething yet? " the other replies " yes him already got me two laptops and an i phone " Whats got 8 legs and a big black cunt ? the A team whats the difference between lenny henry and thierry henry ?
thierry henry is still fucking french!
what's racist and has a small penis?
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« Reply #93 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:21:40 » |
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what's racist and has a small penis?
Most people on here?
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« Reply #94 on: Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 22:36:52 » |
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Robert green was given special training today and he faced 2000 shots and never conceded any, tomoorow him & heskey will train with the rest of the squad.
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« Reply #95 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:51:18 » |
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Most people on here?
Hey most of us aren't racist
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 06:59:12 » |
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What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?
One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.........oh wait a minute!
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 14:36:17 » |
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There is now more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on research into Alzheimer's disease.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky tits and huge erections, with absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:38:36 » |
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Most people on here?
Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not.
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:40:39 » |
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Where do you get that from? It's not something I've noticed on here. And even though my Dad was a copper, I can assure you that I'm not.
Tongue in cheek to be honest. I'm no comedian, mind.
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« Reply #100 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:47:03 » |
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Tongue in cheek to be honest. I'm no comedian, mind. You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh.
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 15:48:02 » |
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You have your moments..............quite large gaps in-between though tbh.
It's a shoot on sight policy - one is bound to go in eventually.
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 16:39:54 » |
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Jonathan Douglas would disagree with that statement.
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« Reply #103 on: Saturday, June 19, 2010, 22:04:56 » |
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The England players visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "It's so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible", said Jamal Umboto aged 6......
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« Reply #104 on: Sunday, June 20, 2010, 01:41:57 » |
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It wasn't posted on a Friday, but it made me smile, Willy-Wonka.
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