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« Reply #75 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 08:59:06 » |
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Dear Birdy
I think i may have a drink problem! I get bolloxed every time I go out and end up in bed with really young blokes, what can I do? Oh, also I have a friend who keeps showing me her boobs. I think she may be coming onto me but I dont know how to deal with her advances xx  Dear Birdies mate, I think that you need to find an older man in his 70's or 80's that needs looking after, to get you off the streets at night, if you can't go out temptation is out of your way. I know the perfect man for you. Just hope his two gorgeous grandsons stay out of your way  p.s I showed you my new ann summers bra not my boobs :evil: |
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« Reply #76 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:00:59 » |
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Oh I get it, Birdie's Mate's mate was Birdie. |
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« Reply #77 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:02:34 » |
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um no, birdies mate is birdies mate, Birdy is Birdy.
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« Reply #78 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:05:55 » |
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So Birdie's mate flashed her boobs at herself?
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« Reply #79 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:09:38 » |
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My kind of woman  |
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« Reply #80 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:26:01 » |
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So Birdie's mate flashed her boobs at herself? no, i flashed at birdies mate |
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« Reply #81 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:27:54 » |
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So you are Birde's Mate's mate. :nuts: |
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« Reply #82 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:44:53 » |
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yes she is my friend hence why her name is birdies mate
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« Reply #83 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 09:54:40 » |
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Yes Bird, I know that - I was merely trying to be a little comic about this: Dear Birdy
I think i may have a drink problem! I get bolloxed every time I go out and end up in bed with really young blokes, what can I do? Oh, also I have a friend who keeps showing me her boobs. I think she may be coming onto me but I dont know how to deal with her advances xx You see it's funny because Birdie's Mate is writing in for you advice about this 'friend' - as it turns out you are said 'friend' (which we all knew anyway) so she was asking advice on what to do about you trying to seduce her. Obviously this was a flippant comment by myself, but has now lasted nearly a page of this topic as something was (perhaps) lost in the translation somewhere - or (perhaps more likely?) you are trying to upset me by playing stupid. Either way I'm happy for this to all be forgotton and I hope we can now move on with the agony aunt column you initially desired this thread to be. OK? |
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« Reply #84 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:17:00 » |
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are you trying to make me punch you? I am only having a laugh
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« Reply #85 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:18:20 » |
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« Reply #86 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:19:02 » |
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"I also have to leave........ Boooo!"
I think you've successfully killed that one.
Dear Birdy,
I have a hangover. Cure it for me!
Drunken Angus
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« Reply #87 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:19:31 » |
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I know - I'm bored. :-))(
Sorry. :kisskiss: :kisskiss: :kisskiss:
Forgive me? :?
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« Reply #88 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:21:35 » |
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"I also have to leave........ Boooo!"
I think you've successfully killed that one.
Dear Birdy,
I have a hangover. Cure it for me!
Drunken Angus Who is this Angus character? What have you done with Paul? :shock: My suggestion (sorry for stepping on your toes Bird) is loads of ice cold diet coke and some spicy food. |
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« Reply #89 on: Thursday, October 13, 2005, 10:21:42 » |
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Dear Birdy
My job is a bore and im about to have to find a new one soon?? My footy team is playing crap and my friends are being arseholes ... I am contemplating emigrating to New Zealand to start a new life but am worried Ill miss my footy.. What should I do??
from Lady Killer!
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