Dear Birdy...............

[STFCBird]

 that cheered my up KT

[McLovin]

its a shortcut to my house.  I never even knew it existed til last night.

I now have a rather 'stylish' rip on my thigh...

[STFCBird]

put a lovely patch over it  

[walrus]

Me too.  Went out last night and am regretting it severely now.  I ruined my new Diesel jeans jumping over Radnor Street cemetery gates and nearly piercing my nutsack in the process...

My thoughts are with you and your family at this incredibly difficult time.  My deepest sympathies....  

[McLovin]

i'll wear them to Brentford, for you to mourn in person.

[fatbury]

Dear Birdy

I want to see town at Brentford tomorrow but cant be arsed to go by car or train and want a lift but so far no offers .. what can i do?? :-))(

[walrus]

Dear Birdy

I want to see town at Brentford tomorrow but cant be arsed to go by car or train and want a lift but so far no offers .. what can i do?? :-))(

Stop being lazy and just drive.  I'm going with a Reading fan tomorrow, so if I can stand a car journey home with a Reading fan after we've lost our 9th game in a row to a team who's players are a lot of ex-Reading, then you can bloody well drive!

Or Dave will give you a lift, he's a right loser and will probably have a free car  

P.S.:  I'm loving the avatar, an even better angle.  We have a lookalike at Brunel University....  No chance  

[Leggett]

birdy, i'm dissapointed. dear deidre doesnt stop being an aggony aunt when she's had a wank day does she?