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Anyone?
I'm bored.

Yeah, I am too.

Someone do something to amuse me.

shall i come round and tap dance?

I can do me best until me wine goes...

For us both?

you coming to any more away days steve, or did we scare you?

I'm on Strongbow tonight. Fancied a change from the wine. Thought it would probably last me longer. Plus they didn't have any offers on in the shop, so I was looking at 2 crapper than normal bottles for a tenner. 16 cans for the same looked a better proposition.

Had a day off drinking and smoking yesterday. I thought detox was supposed to make you feel better?

Certainly will, just need to pick my games.  I usually drive to matches, and I realise that driving and the usual pre-match ritual don't mix :beers:

I may be getting long in the tooth, but I don't scare that easily :wink:

Am I the only one not drinking?
I might open the Carlings.....

i'm not drinking tonight.

Shame on you both...the alcohol industry try so hard, and I feel you are letting them down...

It's heading towards midnight and your chatting on the tef. I think Soniques wandered off so there is a really good chance that yes, you are the only one not drinking.

This forum has a reputation to uphold young man.

That's 2 of us.
Fancy a Carling Axs?

You've betrayed my trust axs. Shame on you.

i enjoy a night off the booze once in a while

my mug made it into the adver three times today. i rock

I'm not drinking. I have a 9 hour, 600 mile round trip to drive tomorrow.

in that case i'll open a bottle, good an excuse as any!

I'm still underage Ben, you should be advising me not to drink.
17 on Thursday though.
 :beers:

was it anything like this?

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z84/axs0/funnies/rapist.jpg

Wow! You're young.

17 is a good age.

I get in most places to when out.
It's ace.

Rioja gone...night all..

cheers, Donkey.

G'night

i used to respect you man. now you've destroyed it all.

:(

i thought it might be something along those lines with maybe 'teetotaller on TEF hunt' as the caption.

Don't listen to him axe man. You're a brother who lives by his own rules. You don't need the respect of that bum.

fuck you man!

i had an interview today man. at least i'm making the effort man.

screw you man.

WARNING!!!!!

marital in progress.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/03/uk_heart_of_darkness_meets_apocalypse_now/img/7.jpg

BULLSHIT MAAAN

I love you babe.

I've had a skinful (Notice my spelling and grammar is still correct)

Where's the late night threads that have always entertained me the following day, but also left me feeling vaguely disappointed that I wasn't a part of it?

Entertain me you internet monkeys!

i can't perform under pressure.

We've all been there mate........................

Some more than others  :D

you're young, your time will come my young padowan.

Should I know what padowan means?

yes.

The Late Night Thread has gone through more evolutions than youraverage Digimon. They've been getting better again recently, they should normally have a less vague start  though.

Did anybody do anything today which wasn't dart related?

I've done fuck all myself. Watched my leftover downloaded Fresh Prince Episodes this morning before going back to sleep and waking up at about 1.30. Days off the booze always give me mental dreams (Apperently mental dreams are something that run in my family, but I normally don't remember them, ahem).  It wasn't very long. I was in Hong Kong (possibly, it ran on a bit from a previous dozing off and waking up) when I was looking through a window and noticed loads of buildings on the skyline falling over and knocking each other like domino's. Then there's a weird bit which I don't remember very well - involving telekinetic brain surgery, before it switched back to me on the bottom floor of a shaking building, running out, and then looking up to the view of 1000's of bricks falling on me.

Weird one.

And yeah you youngling. You should definately know what padawan means.

i didn't play any darts at work. and i need to buy my mum a birthday present before the weekend.

What does it mean?
 :D

You could buy her a dart board.

www.google.com

 :D

I watched Massacre at Dragoon Wells on Channel Five this afternoon.

Made in 1957, it was a terribly acted, terribly scripted western.

I fucking loved it!

Tomorrow they're showing The Sheriff Of Fractured Jaw, a much superior film, but still worth watching................................

I'm ashamed you don't know what a Padowan is.

Ha, Do I want to know?

nice suggestion. although i'm thinking 'coffee maker' might be more useful. less fun though.

This post was ignored.

I felt it deserved more attention..................

your work probably did as well. :D

Is it to do with Star Wars?
 :D

Kenwood Frothie Drinks maker! they're half price at the mo... but my ma loved hers last year and uses it still very regular for coffee!

Would you make it 'frothy' for me?

my mum's a bit of a purist, just wants normal coffee. and she wants a machine that can make one cup or up to eight. like all the websites tell you that shit.

another man who subscribes to the view that the worse a film is, the better it is.


unless it's just really really shit, of course.

Film4 in the afternoons can be quite good for random films. I have to say I'm of the opinion that films have generally got better over the years. I'd much rather take a risk on a random post-1975 film than a pre-1975 one.

That probably continues up until about the mid nineties ish where it gets to the point where I would have probably heard of any random film I'd watch if it was any good. This rule quite often gets broken though.

On a semi-related note, has anybody got a dvd copy of Sir Henry at Rawlinson End that I could thief?

Aye, and if you've never watched the original trilogy then you're dead to me. I can forgive you if you saw some of the new ones and thought they were shit and didn't bother. Probably.

I'm on about padowan.
What the fuck does it mean?

If i did Ben might hunt you down...  :D

A padawan is a young jedi who is in training with a fully fledged jedi. I think it's Padawan and not Padowan or maybe Padawon. Not sure though.

You are soooooo missing out Ben.

The best films are much, mush older.

It's a Wonderful Life, On The Waterfront. Rebel Without A Cause, The Blackboard Jungle, Wizard Of Oz............................

Widen your horizons man!

jedi apprentice. now watch the films.

yes it's padawan i think.

i'm going to go and watch a film called 'shooter'. i'll see if you're all still up at half 2.

woohoo, connect 4! 8)

My views aren't an encased as my post made out really, just general preference. I've already got a list of films too watch, it hasn't changed for nearly 2 months. Just haven't got around to it.

Loser.

Ahhhh, that rubbish.

Yeah Herthy, you better watch it.

I didn't know you and Miss Angry had a 'thing'.

I apologise profusely.

(You can do better than him).

:soapy tit wank:

Im off to bed now to dream of More Betterness ( great album that one! )

Yeah well now you know so watch it bitch.

Only messing. She just split up with one of my oldest mates and I was joking with her about it on Saturday.

She's fair game. I might still have to get you though.

I'll watch my back................................

I feel as if i've been left out of my own thread.

You're pretty safe. Infact I'm probably the only person who shouldn't have a go at chatting up the lovely Miss Angry. Not unless I want to open up a lot of Holyoaks style issues.

Well if you'd watched more star wars then it wouldn't have happened. Such is the way of the late night thread.

I've given you some homework there laddy. Take a day off, get in a crate and watch all 6. In any order you want. Well not really. Go ep 4,5,6,1,2,3 or ep 1,2,3,4,5,6.

Why isn't Tans posting random shit?

He's probably watching porn.

Does anybody else find that with fast internet and the wealth of free porn out there that you get a bit desensitised to it a bit?

1.12 Am. That's a record for me.

As I have to be up at 6 tomorrow I think I'll call it a night.

It's been fun............

Sorted,  8)
I'm off to bed.
Night all.

nope.

Sonic's Back, Yet Again.
I love him, Like a friend.
Yes he's back, yes he's back, yes he's back.
do-doo-do.

I love you James.

i spend £55m on a striker and he can't score.

what a world we live in, eh?

I reckon you got ripped off. That's 18,333,333 pints of Guinness. And you'd have a quid left over to bang in the fruity.

Good night out.

This is going to be one of those times when I'm trying to keep the thread going but everybody else is going to bed isn't it?

would they be able to produce pints quick enough to keep up with the demand for 18.3m pints?

it's like that aeroplane on a treadmill question...

i'm contemplating staying up until the cricket starts but it seems a bit pointless as i'll end up sleeping through most of it.

wow it's not.

The Aeroplane on the treadmill question is easy. As is the pint keeping up question. The former is that you'd get no lift on the wings, the latter is that you'd run out of pint glasses.

fucking good answer.

can you picture 18.3m pints of guinness? i can't. it's mind boggling...

It's a crazy amount. I'd have to drink over a thousand a day, every day for the next 50 years. One pint of Guinness every 86.4 seconds plus a 4 and a bit extra each day.

You certainly wouldn't have an iron deficiency!

They should recommend in to anaemic birds.

I'm not bailing, but I think it might be game over on the late night thread. Unless someone wants to prove me wrong?

Meh, I'll have to amuse my self with posts about Giant Isopods and Manatees.

How's fighting terrorist fires with the police going tans?

Tans is working, give me time!!!

very well thanks ben. any luck finding new employment?

I don't think I've tried hard enough yet.

Good man, have a break.
Its been quite dead tonight hasnt it

well gone 2am on a Monday night you can't expect too much.

i mean all day in general. ah well rest break in 30 mins

Do you have much to do outside of your rest breaks? I mean apart from rescuing cats out of trees.

Not really, cos we take the 999 calls. maybe do a bit of training for an hour or so but thats about it. been playing C&C red alert on my laptop tonight for some reason

shooter is ok, i give it 3 and a half out of 5.

Is that the film you've been watching?

You should have stuck around. It's been nothing but excitement around here.

i read the 2 pages i missed in 2 hours. i'm sticking with the film choice.

how is the lovefilm service axs, is it any good?

pretty good so far, no dodgy discs, they've sent me all my 'high priority' films except Die Hard 4.0 which I'm still waiting for and i get a DVD back 2 days after I post it. i.e. if i post it on Monday, they get it on Tuesday and I get another one back on Wednesday.

Not sure why I explained that in detail, I think most of you would have understood it. oh crap, now I'm rambling.

might have to give it a go i think. otherwise its downloading them from bittorrent  :?

it's so much better getting proper DVDs, and they have HD ones too so I can start watching them once I get my christmas present.

anyhoo, I'm off to bed, night all.

same here.
night people.

lame all.

sorry i vanished ben. the dhcp lease expired on my router and it's a bitch to reboot it.