4pm Friday is beer time.

[wiggy]

Just no good at drinking in the afternoon on an empty stomach.

[Danjackson10]

I am just managing to stomach a cheeky beer after having a gut full last night! shit all on tv...just waiting for the prodigy to come on (itv2)! Oh and that pixie loft is proper gorgeous!

[Lumps]

could someone please explain to me why morbidly obese people smell sour?

You're not going to like this so hold onto your lunch (or breakfast or whatever) but basically it's a problem with the folds of flesh.

Because of them it's really difficult for really grossly fat people to get properly clean, so they're usually carrying around a fair bit of rotting gunk in odd crevices of their bodies.

And that kind of makes some of their skin start to rot a bit aswell.

.................... I did warn you.......

[flammableBen]

I got into a fight.

[Fred Elliot]

no ................................ !

[Reg Smeeton]

I got into a fight.

It was only a matter of time....

[flammableBen]

no ................................ !

hehe.

The people who are running the pipers (temporarily at the moment I think) are massive fucking racists and don't like it when you argue it with them. The anger that it was a 'queer pub' was an early sign looking back, but as it was dead they let us drink past closing and smoke inside so I let that slide.

I'd say don't go there but nobody does anyway, so there's no worries on that. There's a lot more interesting bits to this story but they come at the cost of a pint. Think I might be heading into town to watch the lions game in a bit, I guess to walkabout.

[Ben Wah Balls]

read this myself, i would cream myself if it happened

So would I, if they reformed to play a couple of gigs I would probably pay a couple of grand to see them if I had to. Still only a small chance of a comeback but it's better than nothing.

[Luci]

I wish I could complain about that - and Mossie bites

and Morbidly obese people being reseated in my upgraded and paid for extra leg rooms seats due to them feeling unwell!!! - eugh!! Then spilling there flab over my seat and the isle causing the air hostesses to crash the trolley into her everytime they wheel a trolley down it making them say sorry REALLY loudly and waking me up!!!

could someone please explain to me why morbidly obese people smell sour?


arrrrggghhh Luci you have started a rantathon!!!

Only just remembered this thread but glad you managed to move resorts!  Sounds awful but hopefully didn't dent into your holiday too much