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« Reply #75 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:06:29 » |
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I got it.
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« Reply #76 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:07:04 » |
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And that is what it is.
I was discussing this with my mates the other day. It seems all men have two sets of standards, one for "real" women that you might actually meet and have a chance of fucking, and a whole other set that is reserved for the fantasy world.
If Jordan wasn't famous but looked exactly the same every single one of you would fuck her.
For the record, I think she fucking rough too but i've definitely been with far uglier/fatter/older and generally more booted women.
I'd go with that. We do have 2 standards without a doubt, because i've debated similarly. For instance certain birds you see on the box and you quite fancy, but if they weren't famous and you saw them out, you'd probably barely bat an eyelid. I wouldn't have a go on Jordan if she wasn't famous simply because birds like her are nothing like the women i'd even be interested in. However, if i was drunk and she was instigating it, i've no doubt i'd take it home and hope she wasn't there when i woke up.  I like the way a spammer posting links to buy Nike Air Jordan's has caused such an ace debate. |
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« Reply #77 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:08:35 » |
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Is that to me fb?
If so, mega whoosh.
Err. double whoosh? |
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« Reply #78 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:23:42 » |
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I once slept with a female version of augustus gloop whilst on holiday in turkey, was actually sick in the middle of it but perservered.
Other than that some rough bird with the same tattoo as jordan
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« Reply #79 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:28:38 » |
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I drove past her house today, i can confirm the plastic titted old minger wasn't there. and no i wouldn't, as i know someone who has, and it wasn't recommended.
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« Reply #80 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 16:32:16 » |
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Ive had many munters in the younger days. I ran down the street one morning to get away from one in woodstock Another i gave her £2.20 to get the bus home and told her to fuck off |
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« Reply #81 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 17:06:11 » |
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Rite of passage, your not a man until you've climbed out of a bedroom window at 5am after sobering up and realising you've slept with bernard manning, errm so a mate told me anyway.
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« Reply #82 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 17:17:20 » |
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Rite of passage, your not a man until you've climbed out of a bedroom window at 5am after sobering up and realising you've slept with bernard manning, errm so a mate told me anyway.
Or you've taken home such a monster that you make her get out by climbing down from the 1st floor balcony so your mates don't see her. errrm, a mate told me that one as well. |
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« Reply #83 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 17:20:14 » |
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Probably the same mate the dirty no principled bastard.
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« Reply #84 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 18:15:02 » |
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My mate once fucked a midget in front of me for fun. It wasnt very fun for me.
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« Reply #85 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 18:26:44 » |
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A midget tried to chat me up a couple of weeks ago.
It's not much fun being hassled by a horny midget who won't go away.
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« Reply #86 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 19:16:34 » |
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A midget tried to chat me up a couple of weeks ago.
It's not much fun being hassled by a horny midget who won't go away.
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #87 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 19:16:53 » |
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actually that sounds horrible
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #88 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 20:09:07 » |
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It's ok Bennett, I'll hassle you all you like when it's hug a ginger day.
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« Reply #89 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 20:15:33 » |
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I once slept with a female version of augustus gloop...was actually sick in the middle of it but perservered.
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