EPIC cyclist Heinz Stucke spent 44 years riding through every country on earth — then had his bike STOLEN just four hours after arriving in Britain.
Heinz, 66, pedalled 335,500 miles across 211 countries and territories.
But mean thieves nicked his trusty bone-shaker as he slept in his tent in Portsmouth, Hampshire.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006210379,,00.html 
am i a cunt for finding that funny ?
