Coxy wants to put himself in the shop window..

[STFC_Gazzza]

Simon Cox on a piece of string chant tomorrow then?

[pauld]

This thread is classic TEF - starts off with an over-areated discussion generated by a throwaway comment in the local paper, everyone gets proper wound up, and then transmogrifies into a considered debate on precisely which type of crisp-based snack would be best to shove up your knob. Classic.

(And for those who were wondering, I think the current medical advice is that you're best off NOT sticking crisps of any flavour or texture up your old man. Or, come to that, sticking anything up there. Leave it alone lads, that's what the doc would say)

[STFC_Gazzza]

This thread is classic TEF - starts off with an over-areated discussion generated by a throwaway comment in the local paper, everyone gets proper wound up, and then transmogrifies into a considered debate on precisely which type of crisp-based snack would be best to shove up your knob. Classic.

(And for those who were wondering, I think the current medical advice is that you're best off NOT sticking crisps of any flavour or texture up your old man. Or, come to that, sticking anything up there. Leave it alone lads, that's what the doc would say)

What a strange man!

[pauld]

What a strange man!

I'm strange?? It was the rest of them stuffing crisps up their cocks!

[JPC82]

paul its not shoving crisp packet up your cocks, its covering your cock, being used as a condom, the the more i think about it i think i would turn the packet inside out, so i wouldnt have the sting of the salt and the lady would! not just a hat rack!!

[jayohaitchenn]

A true gentleman.

[pauld]

the more i think about it

See, that's where you've gone wrong right there.

[JPC82]

See, that's where you've gone wrong right there.

haha i was expecting that

[Simon Pieman]

This thread is classic TEF - starts off with an over-areated discussion generated by a throwaway comment in the local paper, everyone gets proper wound up, and then transmogrifies into a considered debate on precisely which type of crisp-based snack would be best to shove up your knob. Classic.

(And for those who were wondering, I think the current medical advice is that you're best off NOT sticking crisps of any flavour or texture up your old man. Or, come to that, sticking anything up there. Leave it alone lads, that's what the doc would say)

This happens when people are desperate

[nevillew]

Perhaps they should produce condoms in a series of savoury snack flavours ?

[pauld]

This happens when people are desperate

The thread going wildly off on a tangent or people stuffing crisps up their cocks?

[JPC82]

The thread going wildly off on a tangent or people stuffing crisps up their cocks?

again paul, its not shoving crisps up your cock, just the packet covering your cock

[yeo]

Nah JPC all scousers jam Condoms up thier Japs eye,its a northener thing.

[wheretherealredsare]

Perhaps they should produce condoms in a series of savoury snack flavours ?

"My mate" told me that they are already available in fruit flavours e.g. strawberry.

Why not kill two birds with one stone and make crisp packets out of a special flavour absorbing rubber with a little blue bag of sensitol inside. Then after sharing your new flavour snacks with your SOP you could say "OK, your bag or mine?"

Safe snacks ... are you having it?
 

[Simon Pieman]

The thread going wildly off on a tangent or people stuffing crisps up their cocks?

Don't know, I was quoting the article