Not that Nice If I'm Honest
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« on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 19:09:38 » |
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Many years ago, I arrived at work to find the young receptionist crying her eyes out. I'm not the type to get involved, but thought she must have lost a loved one or something.
Me : are you OK ? Her : Hysterics Me (thinking I've made things worse) : can I get you anything ? Her : more hysterics Me (thinking Oh shit) Are you sure you don't want to talk about it ? Her : sob sob sob Take That have split up sob sob" Me : For Fuck's sake
Didn't have the foresight to tell her you can't have comeback tour if you haven't split up !
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@mwooly63
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 20:09:56 » |
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0.8D now surely
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adje
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 21:12:59 » |
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they're not making another record are they?
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quot;Molten memories splashing down upon the rooves of Swindon Town"
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Summerof69
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 21:14:20 » |
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0.8D now surely
Less than 1 Direction !!
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 21:25:03 » |
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Two directions?
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 25, 2015, 21:44:15 » |
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A cut4zayn hashtag is trending on twitter. Stupid little fucks
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4D
Or not 4D that is the question
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, March 26, 2015, 09:10:58 » |
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Who?
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Ells
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I am 32 now
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, March 26, 2015, 14:28:43 » |
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Jeremy Clarkson should replace him
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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Flashheart
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, March 26, 2015, 14:47:15 » |
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funny you should say that:
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Jamiesfuturewife
Cats is nature
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 26, 2015, 16:44:24 » |
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I was very upset when Robbie left take that back in the day and when Geri left the spice girls
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donkey
Cheers!
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 26, 2015, 16:47:54 » |
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It was bad enough when Tommy Ramone left.
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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