see I knew you loved me really
I have to apologise, I am in a technical geeky job that I hate and I have to go somewhere to let off my pent up sexual energy. I am no drunken council estate slag though.
I have a title, a horse and everything.
LadyBird
I dont't know what Birds title may be but I heard a whisper that Dave M Russell is an aristocrat!
Well, I am sure I heard someone say that he's a complete Count
But, my hearing isn't what it was