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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 20:03:41 »

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One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

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Brilliant!    Cheesy

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:23:55 »

hahahaha did anyone see blazin squad mandem's freestyle. he wants to look at our thread, that'll learn him

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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:43:41 »

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Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics Soapy Tit Wank


Brilliant!    Cheesy

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:


40ish Nothern Irishman called Chris   :shock:
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:57:12 »

Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "dazzza"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
One of my colleagues said to me earlier "I dont know anyone off that Big Brother apart from that Sharon Stone"

I work with spastics Soapy Tit Wank


Brilliant!    Cheesy

I'm currently the office junior by what must be 20yrs at the moment it's hard work sometimes I can tell you.

If you want to know anything about Patio heaters, pensions and Marks & Spencers then I'm your man!

New temp starting in the morning and the law of averages says this one must be female, single and under 30.



Dazzza,

So what was the new temp like?

Were the law of averages correct - "this one must be female, single and under 30"

Or did you get another relic in the office   :roll:


40ish Nothern Irishman called Chris   :shock:



Oh dear.

Not female and not under 30.

I suppose he could be single though  :?
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 21:58:42 »

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Oh dear.

Not female and not under 30.

I suppose he could be single though  :?


send dave round  Wink
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« Reply #35 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 01:53:54 »

What the fuck is Brigitte's hat about. Is she growing stuff for Bez under there.
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« Reply #36 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:43:16 »

Who the fuck decided to put that 70 year old american slag in there.  What's she gonna contribute?  Would have been much better to have put Prince Harry in there.  He'd have livened it up.
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« Reply #37 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:25:27 »

Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!
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« Reply #38 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:06:36 »

how's bez doing? anyone know when it finishes?

i've got that bet on but won't be watching any of it as i'm a uni hipster.
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« Reply #39 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:08:08 »

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Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!


She makes me shudder

http://www.findadeath.com/funstuff/FUN%20IMAGES/stallone.jpg
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:13:25 »

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Apparently she's nearer 84.  If she really was 71 as she claims, that would mean she was only 13 when she gave birth to Sly. If there's ever been an uglier woman I sure as hell never want to lay eyes on her!


She makes me shudder

http://www.findadeath.com/funstuff/FUN%20IMAGES/stallone.jpg


As in post-orgasm shudder?Huh? You filthy fiend!!!! :jaw2
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:15:17 »

I don't get those  :shock:  Must come with age eh  Wink
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, January 13, 2005, 13:17:52 »

I'm only 25!

Can't beat a good orgasmic shudder... then a snack and a quick nap!
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 23:21:48 »

John Mccririck gone.  Real shame as he was the most interesting of them in there.

Not that I watch it or owt.
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, January 17, 2005, 23:22:53 »

Who else has gone?
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