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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:08:27 » |
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I have shamelessly stolen this from Brightons North stand chat and i tip my hat to Turienzos lovechild, but going to run our own competition and the winners of each will fight it out to see who is ultimately the hardest motherfucker on the planet.
there will be 8 groups top 2 go through top last 16.
discussion about each creatures attributes will be actively encouraged.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:09:35 » |
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polar bears.
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DiV
Has also heard this
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:10:07 » |
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Scott Cuthbert!
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:13:00 » |
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Ants Camel Spiders Hedgehogs (Because mine fell 5 stories and just got up and walked away)
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spacey
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:15:59 » |
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The Bungle Bungle Bug.
This little fella attacks during the night. The good news for women is that he attacks men only. What he does is climb down the hole in your cock and feeds on the sperm in your scrotum. Don’t think it finishes there though! He then climbs back out and spits it all out on your face. You wake up the next morning with a face like a glazed teacake and you don’t know why or how. You soon find out when you go to the toilet though because you piss fire.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:24:20 » |
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Ants Camel Spiders Hedgehogs (Because mine fell 5 stories and just got up and walked away)
hedgehogs are hard fuckers
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herthab
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:25:47 » |
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Tortoises. (But only if they're the right way up)
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It's All Good..............
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Gnasher
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:30:22 » |
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Gotta be the Death's-head Hawk-moth. It even has a tattoo of a skull on its head!
[url width=320 height=240]http://ukmoths.org.uk/images/DeathsHeadHawkMothTD.jpg[/url]
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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spacey
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:32:55 » |
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But what about its arch enemy, the rolled up newspaper snake?
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:37:03 » |
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Gotta be the Death's-head Hawk-moth. It even has a tattoo of a skull on its head!
[url width=320 height=240]http://ukmoths.org.uk/images/DeathsHeadHawkMothTD.jpg[/url]
That's the one from Silence of the Lambs isn't it?
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:39:15 » |
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that moth is maing me feel ill
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Gnasher
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:43:44 » |
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But what about its arch enemy, the rolled up newspaper snake?
Indeed. However the rolled up newspaper snake requires the assistance of a human host to make its kill - 90% of whom would leave the room screaming at the sight of one of these
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spacey
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:46:40 » |
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What about the Sock Snake? Deadly cheese venom and the ability to hold a meat cleaver in its mouth.
[url width=499 height=500]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/111/292035820_3bcb663a79.jpg[/url]
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Gnasher
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:48:28 » |
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That's the one from Silence of the Lambs isn't it?
That's the one. I used to collect moths and spiders (anything that's classed as yucky) and found Death's-head caterpillars in Shrivenham and Lechlade, so they're out there!
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Sippo
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, February 12, 2010, 11:13:40 » |
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The worlds deadliest animal is the mosquito just for the amount of people it has 'killed'.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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