Yesterday was a bad day

[yeo]

Ok the football was wrong but..

When I woke up this morning badly hungover on the setee the dog had been through my pockets and ripped up a ten pound note.So I thought fuck it Im going to bed so off I trot to my bed and my foster dog (Jed) had pissed on my fucking bed.

JED OUT!

[Onion_Jimbo]

what type of dog is this new one?

Have you selotaped it up? (the tenner)

[Dazzza]

Why does your dog go through your pockets?

Almost as bad as a nagging wife!

[yeo]

My foster Dog is a black Staffie Cross,he's adorable but him and Tommy keep licking each others willies which is a bit off putting.Im getting their Knackers chopped off quite soon so hopefully that might stop them.

I sellotaped the tenner up and swapped it in the till at work.

[Asher]

Ok the football was wrong but..

When I woke up this morning badly hungover on the setee the dog had been through my pockets and ripped up a ten pound note.So I thought fuck it Im going to bed so off I trot to my bed and my foster dog (Jed) had pissed on my fucking bed.

JED OUT!

Do you remember telling me you bought king a cigar yesterday?

[Dazzza]

Purile but brilliant.

How come you have a foster dog then?

[yeo]

Course I do Asher I was quite sobre (well for me anyway)

[yeo]

Purile but brilliant.

How come you have a foster dog then?

He's from a broken home

My brother split up with his Mrs and is never at home so the poor sod was on his own to much.I have rescued him until my brother calms down again.