When you look at someone of the opposite sex...

[Ells]

Was it Talk Talk?

Nah no denim. Or dribble

[Honkytonk]

Well a good pair of jeans counts as a good dress sense

A drunk guy in the pub told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen  on Friday night.. While staring directly at my legs and not making eye contact once. Flattery, you're doing it wrong 

Maybe he was really shy.

I'm normally an arse man but my current girlfriend is a J cup so perhaps I am becoming a boob man. Intelligence and character are important. I demand references.

[Talk Talk]

Nah no denim. Or dribble

You've got me all wrong dear.

It's drool, not dribble

[Bewster]

Must admit,it was the size of my now missus"s tits that caught my attention ,when we first met in Pashas (stop sniggering at the back)
Fast forward 26 years and it looks like she has got 3 nipples ,as her belly button is on the same latitude.

This reminds me of the joke about a couple celebrating their 25th Wedding Anniversary. The wife asks her husband what he thought when he first saw her naked all the those years ago :

He replies "I thought that I wanted to fuck your brains and suck your tits dry"

She then asks, "And what do you think when you see me naked now ?"

"That I did a fucking good job"

[horlock07]

Well a good pair of jeans counts as a good dress sense

A drunk guy in the pub told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen  on Friday night.. While staring directly at my legs and not making eye contact once. Flattery, you're doing it wrong 

\Perhaps he was not starting at your legs just watching you bend down to pet his guide dog? 

Sorry 

[Ells]

\Perhaps he was not starting at your legs just watching you bend down to pet his guide dog? 

Sorry 

I wondered what that white stick was all about!