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So.....................who is going to watch tomorrow night and does anyone fancy some pre match beerage ?

Nope I am playing 5 a side.

I think last time me and Ben watched 5 minutes then went back to the pub

Im up for a few beers

 :mrgreen:

nice pre match routine mate

 8)

I wont be repeating my usual routine, as it would involve going out now getting battered then dancing like a twat, going home being sick or pooing the bedroom mrs going mental then getting up for the game.  By teh way she would be blamed for me getting drunk obviously  :D

obviously

they are the route of all evil mate !

what, wives?

(Quite agree actually.....)

I might let you buy me a few pints Fred. If you be offering that is.

Im offering mate

Just seem to be on a run of dating fucking nutcases

Oh happiest of days

My thoughts are if you date enough your find one thats ok  :D

Consider yourself lucky you're just dating them, I bloody well married one..... :soapy tit wank:

my thoughts exactly mate

Its the law of averages

 My thoughts are if you date enough, you should find three or four who are ok.

nice 10,000 th post Reg !

 Why thank you Fred.....problems come when you find one that's special rather than being OK.

I may be up for a mild beerage.

meeting Ben as close to 5 as the trains from Town allow so will text you Axs as I am on the way back

okey dokey.

 You'll be doing well to get a pint of mild nowadays.

I can honestly say i've never tried one.

 All pubs used to have mild,  it ranged from fairly week to quite strong, and is essentially a brown beer....brown ale when bottled.

  Sometimes you see the odd guest beer.....but for hundreds of years it was a staple of the drinking classes in England.

i'm sure I've seen one or two in the glue pot but never tried them.

I'm drinking a pint of tea.

i'm drinking a glass of red as a nightcap.

I've got some white ace but I don't feel like drinking tonight. white ace isn't really a nightcap drink either.

I cant go, have go to do an assessment at the Station  :evil:

I was looking forward to abusing people, especially Bushey Boy and my brother

I won't be any good tonight, Have a stinking cold (would be rubbish anyway) but feel rough as fuck.  :(

Ill abuse them on your behalf Tans

Ive got the camera ready

I thank you sir.

Dont worry Tans, I have a little holigan element attending who seem to think the song they have is funny!

Luckilly all family members are not coming (Arses)

So Lee P is our manager whilst Blair is the manager of the away side.

Sweet! I was hoping Bennett's manager would be Aljofree...

I'm quite looking forward to seeing his lovely red boots... he'll be clattered within 10 minutes, i wager.

I was actually hoping for ady vs byrne

I just became erect  :D

Will this be on Sky?  :D

i forgot about this, whats the deal with beerage? fred? andy?

how much is it to watch? do i need a ticket? or pay on gate?

I just got a text from axs saying that he's meeting Fred in the GW bar at 5ish.

It was free last year. We just wandered in.

Its free this year too.  On the OS.

cool, i may pop along, fancy a laugh

booo I want to come and drool over the cock

Weren't asher's balls enough to put you off?

:D

You can drool over Liam from corrie instead as the British Soap Awards are on tonight  :D

I'm gymming, BBQ-ing then watching that  8)

His car puts me off a bit (I know its not real!)  :oops:

I have bums and tums tonight!

I hear Charlotte prefers a spit roast to a bbq

Mitsubishi FTO isn't it (God I pay wayyyy too much attention)

Tony's the bat killers car is nicer

 :o

only with 18 year old boys  :wink:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  me too!!

:mrgreen:

Why did that give me a semi??

I think i imagined you as a sexline worker or something...

errrrr OK!  :?  :soapy tit wank:

here we go again then, less retards more footballers on my team this year please!!!

I hear they are putting those twins on your team DV  :wink:

best not be!

I still find it funny Ady asked them both how old they were last year.....

DV's goal was ace.

What was Bushey like?

He was running in for every tackle he could. I didn't know he had the energy. Bennett and Stanley were the same. I've never seen 3 people get around a football pitch so quick.

as was the oppositions keeper's.

More info please?

dan had a shot from 30 yards, keeper parried it into the goal, I was just taking the opportunity to belittle DV a bit  :mrgreen:

Fair play to Ash, DV and Gazza and Bennett

Nice goal Dan (even if you did have a little help !)

Respect to Ben and Axs, as always

Respect also to the Mansfield supporter we met at half time (his kid and Mrs was ripping the shit out of him !)...................oh and she was fit too

Wasn't it Mark Hanrahan in goal for the red team as well? He pulled off a few good saves.

think it was mate, he played last year too IIFC

Anyone take any pictures?

YEP
BUT i CANT BE ARSED TO PUT THEM UP

Tosser  :mrgreen:

my goal was ace, I hope you liked the celebration as well  :D

umm knackered and my legs actually hurt abit, didnt get through as much running in the second half as I did first half.

Hopefully the last time I play as a left wing back.

Thought Gazza was going to get a goal at the end!

The flip as a goal celebration was more impressive than the goal to be honest  :D

was more a cartwheel than a flip, but hey....lets call it a flip.

also my fantastic Beckham like cross from the free kick for the first goal seems to have been over looked!

That Fleming kid wearing 3 wanted to take it, good job I got to the ball first  :D

Also, I liked the shout of stanley your my hero!

I was in the pub for the first goal, and it MAY have been me who shouted Stanley you're my hero  :oops:

I may also have shouted 'he had a skinful last night' in the first half when gazzza missed a ball. Well peacs found it funny.

ah, shame....assist for me.

I did hear both shouts, the stanley you're my hero was deffo your voice....!

right off to soak my legs and hope I can walk tomorrow!

My ankle is sore as fuck and wasn't playing in position most of the time. Ran like fuck at the end and missed a goal which I am gutted about  :(

Wondered who that was!  :beers:

That was brilliant, fair play to Sturrock and Peacock.  Peacock wanted to win so much, gutted I offered to play at back second half.  I swear if my fluke of a long way out volley had not been tipped around the corner, I would of stripped naked and retired!

DV had so much space and nearly got a few, bennett didnt stop eaither - he could of had a goal.

Hanaham (sp) is a great keeper with a hell of a kick - shame he didnt get a jimmy glass goal.

Lastly, Gary Stanley gets a hell of a lot of shit, from me as included, he is STFC through and through.  I wish he had scored at the end as that woudl of meant more to him than anything, your a good lad gazza - fair play to getting to that ball at the end.

Cheers to everyone who came.

yea, good for you Gaz !

Who won then?

Home team should of, but away team had dodgy pen and won 3-2

Haha losers  :wink:

DV needs to learn the offside rule.

linesman needs to learn it.

Thanks for your kind words guys! Most of the stick I get is in jest. Some of it deserved. To me there is nothing that gives you so much pride as walking out to the County Ground pitch in the famous red shirt. I've done it twice. I missed a few balls today but I think most of us did. I improved on last year and am still gutted to miss the goal at the end. I was so close but close is not good enough. I  sunk to my knees after that ball just missed the goal. Gutted! Cant wait to see the pictures though!

I did have one good long pass to DV. DV had acres of space at times but no service. Ash was great encouraging me when I came back on even though my ankle was fucked thanks to the guy who stood on it TWICE! Bennett ad some good touches. I was nervous as fuck to start with but very happy on the night!

My ankle is sore as hell today but feel graet. Still gutted about my goal miss towards the end! SO CLOSE  :evil:

my legs hurt, alot....

yeah and the blisters are awful, got training tonight this could hurt!

no blisters, but I woke up about 2am with cramp and my calfs hurt and im reduced to walking like I've shit myself!

Will be alright later I guess......


Thats why alot of teams dont play wing backs!

My ankle is buggered but legs are fine. If I try and walk now its a bit of a chore. wAS IT WORTH IT? Damn straight.

I had terrible blisters last year so wore a pair of thick socks under my football socks this year and did the trick.

Thats Tans's, mine and the number 7 on the away teams mum and her fella!
we looked after your stuff in the bar at half time i think..

Arf! Fred loves Tans' mum!

How many minutes did you play Gazza?

All the game bar 15 mins at the beginning of the second half as my ankle was throbbing.

fair play for getting in that position but it came of your knee mate  :D

i am in pain

I know it did, still gutted about it though. If I took one step back would have been on the floor and in (assuming I hit it right). Would have been 3-3 (3-2 in reality was never a penalty)

Yay! He's alive!!

i thought it was a good laugh, respect to whoever started shouting come on you reds in an empty stadium, and to blair sturrock who sat with us for his dinner and was winging about how his summer was now fucked up because of his arm, he cant play golf so the only thing he can do is drink..

and cleverly with two days off, then the weekend!

who wants to go to a beer garden?

Fair play mate, what position did you play?

I think I'm going to die on sunday, 24C forcast and I have done nothing but eat for 2 weeks.

Right back then centre back. Think i did better in the middle. It's not that bad mate. The time flies by! You will love it. The heat was not that bad!

What time is it Sunday?  Whos captaining the teams?  Is it Peaks and Blair again?

@Gazza - hope so mate! Maybe the over 30's will be a slower game :) Any idea if bodin, Diggers and King are still palying (they were before the date moved).

@Lady - Now a 2pm KO so we can watch the Prem games at 4. No idea who is captaining

Can everybody stop the patting each other on the back, well done, gay sex, love in now?

You were all fucking shit.

Ohhh I might well come and watch then but pretty sure the 10 prem games left are all at 3 o clock on the Sunday?

Yes you are right. We'll see the end of the second half!

Kingy doesn't play much. He has turned out for the Dolphin a couple of times though!

how do you know these things?!

Because he is the manager of my local and we talk football a lot!

 :fishing:

pathetic attempt i know

I'd say so, not even a  :wink:  there!  8)

Bennett and Gazza - got 3 sets of my pictures, some are rubbish some are ok, if you wnat a set I will keep them in my office on Vic road for you both

love you and your hair balls ash. i'm just popping up to old town as it happens

Oh wicked thanks. Are you putting these online as well?

Someone has to put some up surely.

I am serious and Don't call me Shirley.  :D

er, yeah that was me too.

TEAM PHOTO

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v257/36/31/613780110/n613780110_2929253_2035.jpg

Ash looks a bit gay

the loosing team, i thought you were gunna beat us heavily before the game.

losing*

so did we, before we started playing long ball. sigh

bit of a karl pilkington lookalike next to peacock

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/display.var.2258422.0.blair_does_father_proud_as_winning_boss_in_fans_game.php

no news today then  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

wow Bennett looks hot in a football kit!

why thank you charlotte

your most welcome

Surely you've seen Totti wearing a football kit before?

PS. Bennett, no need to have the socks pulled all the way up you saddo.

i have weak skin on my knees from continual falling over on astro turf, i was guarding against bleeding everywhere!

and on that pic i look nothing like totti (cheers anyway babes)

Old timers turn today. The mighty whites won 6-1. I scored a bullet header (1 yard out, dribbled in, stratton bank end) :)

Phil King seemed a little unhappy, but to be fair it's an impossible task to balance two team of randoms out. Just lucky our midfield was fucking good.

Anyway, well happy I did this. Surprised to last 90 mins in the slightly warm sun.

Welcome to the 'I scored at the County Ground' club!!

and sounds like Phil Kings joins DVs 'My team lost so im going to fucking moan about it until i bore everyone' club :wink:

Were you buzzing while warming up? I hopes to turn up but had one of those days doing the garden etc.

Well done tho batch

who were the managers?

Looks like they managed to catch your celebration Batch...

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/80/e6/0,,10341~3663488,00.jpg

And your hardman sliding tackle  8) ...

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/7e/e6/0,,10341~3663486,00.jpg

Cool! My 'hardman' sliding means I have a rather sore leg.

That pitch is not soft!

Reds-Phil King,
Whites - Mark Webb (STFC Masseur) I think. Was supposed to be Pook, didn't see him around the place but it didn't matter.

It was a mixed feeling of apprehension and excitement during the warm up. But loved every minute of it.

Pook was only there to give an award to something in the winners....

Oh right, fair d's. He was listed as manager on the team sheet so I figured that was the plan. It didn't really matter.

That's what he told us anyway!!! Fair play to them who played 90 mins in that heat.

why wasnt there a photographer there on wednesday?  :x

'cause it was just the B game :)

aww fuck it

didnt want to go on about this but it has been niggling away at me since Tuesday

Could anyone who paid for the privilege of playing on the hallowed turf please explain to me the variance in the colour of socks ?

I mean......how much did you pay ?

sorry to be a pain

simple

the kit given is what the club shop have left in stock (hence everyone in XL shirts and shorts) and they didnt have any socks left in stock, so we got a e-mail saying could you please bring your own

A e-mail will be going to Mr. Watkins...

How you knew about it on tuesday though, I dont know....

2 players with odd socks


I had to cope with that at Sunday League level Dan................ not when I had paid over a tonne for the privilege

ill shut up now

i was going to take a receipt along...

by the looks of some of them, they needed it!

You can be so hurtful sometimes.

I'm not big boned. I'm fat.

I needed XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL

I was not on about you Batch!

It was like a tent on me!

That's OK, Fact is I need to lose 3 stone to be just a bit overweight. I'm comfortable with that!

I figure i need to do the same!

i'm playing on the emirates tomorow.

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Glory hunting Prem fanboy



:)