jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #45 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 00:01:00 » |
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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.
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« Reply #46 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 00:03:32 » |
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I see, we are are really dropping to the lowest levels now are we, fair enough.
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty two year olds?
Theres twenty of them
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« Reply #47 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 00:49:45 » |
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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
An erection.
That's class. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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« Reply #48 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 07:32:23 » |
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Was ejeced from a nightclub last night. When James and sit down was played...i sat down. When Van Halen and Jump was played i jumped all over the dancefloor. The bouncers took a dim view of my actions when Come On Eileen was in full flow.
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« Reply #49 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 09:32:08 » |
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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown's costume.
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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« Reply #50 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 11:18:51 » |
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Whats the best thing about fucking an 8 year old boy? Flipping him over and pretending he's an 8 y/o girl.
What do you do after you rape a deaf, dumb and blind girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell mother.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #51 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 23:06:26 » |
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What did the blind, dumb and deaf kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #52 on: Saturday, May 8, 2010, 23:07:19 » |
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What's the difference between cancer and AIDS?
If you rape a cancer victim you don't get sick.
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« Reply #53 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 00:07:46 » |
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Why is Cheryl Cole like the Eyjafjallajökull volcano in Iceland?
She's still blowing Ash.
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« Reply #54 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:14:40 » |
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What has 8 legs and makes girls scream?
Gang Rape.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #55 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 10:15:24 » |
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Saw some kids playing football with a hedgehog the other day. Thought it was cruel and was going to step in and stop it untill I found out the hedgehog was 2-0 up
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #56 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 11:53:33 » |
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A woman goes to the doctors. She walks into the room and sits on the examination table.
"What's wrong my dear?" asks the doctor.
"It's a bit emabarassing but while on my safari holiday I got raped by an elephant!"
"Oh Dear, let me have a look at your vagina to make sure there's no too much damage."
The woman takes of her skirt, pulls down her knickers and spreads her legs.
"Fuck ME," says the doctor, "Your hole is nearly two foot wide, an elephants penis is only 10 inches thick!"
"Well," replies the woman, "he fingered me first!"
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Well, we know where we're goin' But we don't know where we've been And we know what we're knowin' But we can't say what we've seen And we're not little children And we know what we want And the future is certain Give us time to work it out
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« Reply #57 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 13:56:03 » |
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Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass.
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« Reply #58 on: Saturday, May 15, 2010, 15:57:23 » |
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What's blue and fucks old ladies ?
Hypothermia
What's the definition of mass confusion ?
Father's day in Brixton
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #59 on: Sunday, May 16, 2010, 22:13:22 » |
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What has 8 legs and makes girls scream?
Gang Rape.
Brilliant.
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