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Not that I'm gonna be there and personally think that there should be more pro-Sturrock shouts than anti-wise, but inevitably there will be some shit-head-ing his direction, so thought up this little ode earlier (to the tune of my old mans a dustman, in case you couldn't guess  :wink: )

Wisey is a wanker, hes got a big ego
Hes got that small-man syndrome, and signed that Andre Flo
He often scraps with cabbies, so he has to take the bus
And when he thought he'd cracked it,he lost his fucking Gus

agreed, 1st part of last line needs some work

Won't Judas repeated over and over for 90 minutes do the job?

Clearly not, there will be periods of '...on a piece of string'  mixed in too.

Just a nice simple 'are you watching Dennis Wise?' as we run out comfortable winners I think... :)

best one bantered about was..

Wise wise,
Wherever you may be
You've taken Leeds to division three
You won't win a cup
You won't win a shield,
And your biggest match now is huddersfield

I think thats a great chant but I doubt Id remember all the words!

I vote we just shout cunt all game and lob bottles off piss and shit at him  8)

are you volunteering to take a crap in a bottle?

Wisey is a wanker, he's got a massive head
He left the mighty Swindon to join dirty Leeds instead
Now Poyet's gone and left him, I laughed I nearly died
Then he hired Bassett and I split my fucking sides.

maybe town fans should back the team instead?i think they are gonna need it.
leeds are going to win this league, and wise wont give a shit what is chanted at him.he's had it from his own teams supporters for fucks sake

That my friend is ace  8)

depends if i miss the piss stop on the way up

I like that!

Verse 2:

Ken bates is a wanker, he looks like Santa Claus
The former Chelsea bastard likes to poach our managers
He took Leeds to the cleaners, an absolute fucking farce
And some say Dennis Wise likes to do him up the arse

Whereas I see the anti-Wise chants as a bit of fun for people that are going to make the effort to travel over 7 hours in total to watch their team play.

I'll certainly be joining in. But I'll also be singing Swindon songs too.

Yeah im not travelling to Leeds to back the team, it's all about going all that way for the anti-Dennis Wise songs.  :roll:

well our fans continually do the peice of string one,anti oxford chants etc,when we are chasing games instead of cheering on the team.
thats more or less what i was getting at

I agree with arriba - we do need to support the team and be "loud and proud" happy clappers.

A little bit of banter towards the pygmy cunt won't do any harm though!  :mrgreen:

Most of the chanting at away games seems to be in support of the team, you're always gonna get the occasional anti poxford one, I think it's because we don't like them very much?

Wise is bound to get some abuse................ Which isn't a bad thing   :D

do the players stand there listening to the words we're singing?

No. I actually think they're probably thinking to themselves "fuck off you noisy cunts I'm trying to work".

And is there an exact ratio of pro swindon : anti everyone elses songs that will inspire the players to sucess?

And do they keep count? I can just imagine aljofree saying at half time "lads, the pro STFC song ratio was below the neccessary parameters of at least 3:1 , dont bother trying 2nd half"

Yeah, but theres a reason to hate Oxford. Cant see any reason to hate Dennis Wise though.

because he's a detestable little cunt?

so are you john, but i don't hate you.

So long as you said that when he was our manager then fair play.

John's lovely, leave him alone  :x

Im pretty sure most on here will join in with the chants if they're sung........even if they say they don't agree with it on here.

I will be too pissed to care.

Can't argue that. We are losing a game and lets sing about Dennis Wise 2 weeks before the game and boo our own players  :roll:

tops mine  8)

for those that can't remember, why not print 1700 copies to place on seats in the ground, i'm sure leeds wud let you in with those as its ticker tape aint it  :wink:

actually, forget that, I got a whole carrier bag-full of that shit taken off me at Wem-ber-ley v Leicester  :evil:

Leeds are the biggest club in our division and the most hated. It makes sense that we're singing songs about them and Wisey considering there's a connection.

Chanting and singing solngs is just a mixture of pouring your heart out to support the team, a bit of banter with the opposing fans and to create and be part of an atmosphere. Considering we have a limited number of chants that people join in with I don't think we should be worrying to much about a few naughty songs about Dennis Wise.

The clapping at the end of every song annoys the bollocks off me but at least it's a bit of noise so I'm not going to grumble about that too much either.

We'll have to go some to be heard if 30,000 turn up.  The Wisey chants will be the only ones heard as half of the Leeds fans will probably join in...unless we're 3 up at the time :wink:

He's short,
He's shit,
He's Ken Bates's Bitch,
Denis Wise, Denis Wise.

We'll make noise don't worry,  even if we are 3-0 down at half time. (or maybe not)

It fits now... 8)

My IT dept at work have changed their internet settings, can't post anything with naughty words in at all, hence sh1t and b1tch...

Weeeeeeeell. I said it before he was our manager. As the Northern monkey said in a different thread. He's a cunt, but at the moment he's our cunt, so i'll support him!