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Title: Dog Clock Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 14:26:48 Before I went to bed this morning I said to my dog " you can wake me up at 12 if you like" just to see if he could tell the time.To my amazement he woke me up by barking at me and licking my face at 5 past 12 :shock:
Title: Dog Clock Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 14:29:11 My dog writes plays
Title: Dog Clock Post by: janaage on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 14:35:31 I haven't got a dog, but I do have a girlfriend who sets the alarm at 5 am and 5.20 am every day to get up for work. I'm a physical and mental wreck.
How I wish she'd wake me up by licking me at 8am each morn. Title: Dog Clock Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 14:38:21 Quote from: "janaage77" How I wish she'd wake me up by licking me at 8am each morn. Brilliant, absolutely brilliant :D :D Title: Dog Clock Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 15:16:34 :D :D :D
5.15, thats harsh! Title: Dog Clock Post by: faringdingdong on Tuesday, January 11, 2005, 17:49:48 I get up before my bird every morning and she claims that, and i quote; 'Its not your alarm that wakes me, it's you when you wake up and turn it off. Could you please try to not wake up so suddenly?'
Sorry love, maybe i will let my alarm ring for ages like you do so that we are both wide awake, and then, ever so slowly, get up to turn it off, like you do. :wall Title: Re: Dog Clock Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 11:09:00 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Before I went to bed this morning I said to my dog " you can wake me up at 12 if you like" just to see if he could tell the time.To my amazement he woke me up by barking at me and licking my face at 5 past 12 :shock: So this experiment shows your dog CANNOT in fact tell the time. You said to him '12 o clock' and he woke you at FIVE PAST! Title: Dog Clock Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 11:09:33 Bad dog!
Title: Dog Clock Post by: Anonymous on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 14:28:03 Shoot teh fucking bastard
Title: Dog Clock Post by: santini on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 17:39:08 Woman took her alsation into the vets last week.
Tells the vet the dog is her only companion since her husband died ... but last night she was getting out the bath and as she bent over the dog mounted her and gave her a right rogering. Vet says "Do you want me to castrate it". "No" she says, "Just clip its claws ... they don't half scratch" Title: Re: Dog Clock Post by: STFCDude on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 18:24:43 Quote from: "OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR" Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Before I went to bed this morning I said to my dog " you can wake me up at 12 if you like" just to see if he could tell the time.To my amazement he woke me up by barking at me and licking my face at 5 past 12 :shock: So this experiment shows your dog CANNOT in fact tell the time. You said to him '12 o clock' and he woke you at FIVE PAST! DOG OUT!!!! (Thought i'd get it in before anyone else!!) |