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« on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:37:55 »

What is your dirty secrets? I'll kick things off. Climbing into bed with a tin of anchovies and listening to footy. Name your peculiar habits
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:41:51 »

About to crack it open. Careful you don't cut yourself. The first anchovies will taste lovely. Will give a review shortly
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:45:45 »

Tasty. I had two and they tasted delicious. There is 10 in the tin but Ihave another two downstairs
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:48:21 »

Feel a bit diminished each time eat one. Wash it down with booze and you will soon be like Sam Moorshead.
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:54:58 »

Been on the cider, Dossy?
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 14:56:54 »

Just some booze on the side. Tucked into half the tin now. Bloody delicious Yes
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:00:39 »

In my yoof, I had plenty of fish in bed.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 15:04:37 »

These ones have stained my mattress. Oil spillage is a cause for concern.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:24:55 »

Anchovies are only good when they're used for a salty flavour, Caesar salad in particular.

Hope you're okay Dosser..
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 16:40:58 »

Are you sure it's anchovies?

2 things in this world smell of fish - and 1 of them is fish
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 18:37:19 »

Hardest part of a sex change....sewing in the Anchovy....
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, August 29, 2015, 18:49:37 »

TEF drinking game: Dosser thread - down it gents!
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:13:27 »

Not sure there's been a more random thread.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:23:42 »

Attention seeking
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, August 30, 2015, 08:40:26 »

I see..
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