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cunts. fucking cunts, im cunted. hate them

bet u dont make it

Are you having a conversation with yourself Mex?

Not looking forward to this one at all.

I hope everyone remembers their waterproofs.

It's going to be a wet and miserable day for a stunning victory.

We never win when it rains.

If we played in the Spanish league, we would be ace.

I have one very miserable - and very wet - memory of the Withdean.  Today is payback day.

fuck sake im nervous as fuck about this one - lose and we are rite in the shite

I remember last time I went I wore a Ski jacket and was still freezing!

I'm not going today but fair play to all that are, 3 points please monkeys!

I'm leaving in 30 minutes, to get as wet as possible on the inside, so the outside wont matter.

I have a bad feeling in my stomache. Whatever happens today remember it could be worse. I'm stuck in a travellodge in nuneaton having had 3 hours sleep for all the wrong reasons. Live the alan partridge dream.
Aha.

I am full of cold and about to catch a train to the airport for a stag night in Glasgow tonight.  I am this close [holds finger and thumb very close together] to throwing the towel in and staying at home feeling sorry for myself, but I've been looking forward to this night out for months.

Landing in Glasgow at 3.30pm, at which point I hope to find we have at least a 2 goal lead.

PS  We've never had an officil matchday thread before.  I quite like it.

First time in this long run against the sides around us where I have generally felt a bit nervous and worried. It's bloody Brighton and I guess that'd why. There's no better time for revenge than now but I have a worrying feeling it's going to be the same old story.

Also nervous. I always know we're going to win, which means i'm wrong more than i'm right about a game's outcome. So with me being nervous and feeling horrid about this game i take that to mean - deep down - we might not win this, which, with me always being wrong, should hopefully result in a thrashing for this hateful bogey team.

Weve lost to them twice already this season.

Its got 0 points written all over it.

hhmmm. hungover. mouth like a whores hole. its raining.

we will win 1-3

Stupidly late but does anyone have a spare ticket?

I think Adje has been saying on other threads he has one.

We'll win third time lucky...

This is the first of our "cup finals" for us, I am very nervous, wish I was going.

Its the 4th

we've won one, lost one and drawn one so far.

must win game but we wont...

same team - Smith, Kev, Ifil, Greer, Vincent, Kanu, Timlin, OTJ, McNamee, Paytner, Cox

Brez, Francios, Macklin, Easton and Smith on the bench

i'm nervous.

what is there to be nervous about?

ah yes, i forgot it's too late to save ourselves

yeah, I said that.

its too late to save ourselves today though, its Brighton...

Ahh. The cry of the deluded pessimist. Never expect in fear of disappointment.

We're not losing yet!!

where as in the other thread Spencer White was moaning because I keep saying 'we're too good to go down'

!!!

anyway, trying is the first step towards failure

I was just winding you up DV.

I'd be more nervous about this game but I feel a bit disconnected from it. In brizzle so can't listen, or post on here all match. It's a weird one, part of me expects nothing from today and is telling the other part off for really wondering why we shouldn't get something. Meh.

Afternoon people!

Come on town!  Break this fucking piss poor hoodoo that they gayers have over us!

Is anything actually happening?

OOOOh, Paynter close!

Paynter goes very close

The co commentator is that poindexter bloke from a couple of weeks ago!  Annoying voice!

no, both teams trying and failing to play one touch football - sounds as if both sides are full of nerves.

brighton are playing without wingers which might help us.



paynter just missed a chance, off target hit side netting.


i'm sat outside listening to world, it's glorious here.

Arsenal 1 nil down

Manu 1 nil up

We sound the better of two poor sides at the moment

I would prefer for Owusu not to be playing today!  That fucker always scores against us! At least Forster isn't playing though, cos that fucker always scores against us aswell!

Mmmm.. fishfinger sandwiches.

Fuck off Ben, i'm hungry now!  ;D

Sounds like Timlin has started well, but not many others tbh!

Hereford 1 nil up over Leciester  ???

Who's playing a diamond formation, us or them?

Both

Not a clue what is going on tbh!

I guess Timlin at the front, OTJ further back. I wish Coxy would stay forward.

Fucking hell here we go.

Virgo 1 - 0 Swindon Town

Fucking Virgo! Tosser!

 :doh:

fucking cunt, hope he dies

Adam fucking Virgo, it had to be didn't it? >:(

That fuckin cunt adam virgo again...

i dislike virgo

thanks for telling me about the boots sippo

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Macca is a passenger apparently!  Just what we need!

I've had more important things to think about at the mo mate. Sorry. When I get a spare 5 I will look at them...

Get Macklin on.

Too many without the fight  :badmood:

What the best winger at the club?!

Can someone tell j-o-h-n that JPC has hacked into his account? :)

hehe, our Cox is bigger than yours.

Bolklocking cuntbags

That sounds painful Batch  :D

Delayed Tourette syndrome?

orient 1-1 colchester

no probs

Leyton Orient    42    49    -12    
Yeovil    41    49    -21    
Hartlepool    42    47    -9    
Swindon    42    45    -5    
Carlisle    42    45    -14    
Crewe    42    45    -18    
Northampton    40    42    -2    
Brighton    41    42    -18    
Hereford    41    34    -30    
Cheltenham    41    32    -37    

HT. Meh!

Jamie Vincent will pop up with a 90th minute winner, following a 63rd minute michael timlin equalizer

that doesnt look good at all.

todays current scores leaves two places up for grabs instead of just the one.

This is true,but if we mirror what crewe and carlisle do,we're safe :nod:..its still squeeky bum time,but not as bad seeing as there are two teams between us and the two spaces up for grabs.

Ed hadwin does my nut. yes but fair enough Brighton haven't offered much, but they're still winning. Points are what we need not entertainment. I'd rather we had one shot, one goal and that was it.

Brighton will now shut up shop.

If we lose this and lose to Orient on monday, we're completely fucked aren't we?

pretty much, yes

Has there been any game this season where we have been poor in the first half and improved greatly in the second half?  :sherlock: I can't think of one, and I don't mean a 10 minute spell (like Leicester).

Not pretty much....totally

hopefully wilson has ass fucked them! 

1-1 gg

Get in! Greer!

yay greer!

Greeeeeeeeer 1-1

Woooooooooooooo!

go gordy

yyyyayyaya

fucking get in!

Come on then boys!  Do us a favour and get these 3 points!

u fucking beauty. come on

all is not lost then?

Get the fuck in!

GET THE FUCK ON!

Get him signed up!

You think he shaved? i recon he's still the beast with that stupid beard:)

yay paynter!

fuck me.................................

gooooal

yesm, fuck off virgo you fucking cunt die die die die die die die cunt bastard cunt

blow up now ref  :D

Get the fuck in Paynter!

paynter!!
What the hell did DW say to them?

I'm going fucking mental!

YESSSSSSSS. Get in there!

Happy Paynter days

da dada da, dadadada daaaaa dadada daa

OI OI OI

you spastic gaylord (not you, virgo)

Fucking get in!

get in. Jumping around the house like a mad man.

Do we move up a place with current scores?

I am waiting for the Batch Tourettes outburst!

sweet

We'll definitely win this now.

Clearly some HT inspiration from Wilson.

DV's prob doing a table as we speak...

aye we jump hartlepool by a point

they are currently 0-0 with crewe

I think i've scared my next door neighbours who are out in the garden when we scored our 2nd by going mental.

My question is answered.

Leyton Orient    42    50    -11    
Yeovil    41    49    -21        
Swindon    42    48    -3    
Hartlepool    42    47    -9    
Carlisle    42    45    -14    
Crewe    42    45    -18    
Northampton    40    42    -2  
Brighton    41    39    -20    
Hereford    41    34    -30    
Cheltenham    41    32    -37    

Doug Loft...is that a joke?!!

I forgot to say i echo DV's sentiment's by hoping Virgo dies.

Sunderland 1 - 1 Manu

I'm shocked (in a good way) - went out to clean the kitchen at half time feeling a little fed up, come back 5 mins into the 2nd half to find we're now 2-1 up!!!

Maybe I'll go spend the whole 2nd half in the kitchen!!

Yes please!  Off to the kitchen you go!

i just scared a small part of norway

does anyone keep giggling like a schoolgirl at the name 'dicker'?

On a note of someone who doesn't have access to radio, I'd like to say that Final Score is about 3000x better than the fucking awful sky sports news. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a philistine in the world of football update shows.

COX  :D

GET IN !!!!!!!!!!   COXY!!!!!!!!

FUCK ME!

easy, easy, easy

get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

told you he wouldn't score again

Cox!!!!!1

YESSSSSSSSS, FUCKING GET IN

yay cox!

Brilliant. Hopefully that's wrapped up then. WE ARE STAYING UP, WE ARE STAYING UP

Getting your kit off on Monday Dave? ;) Oh hang on, that was the bet if Cox is here next season  :-[ You've made too many bets!

GET THE FUCK IN! FUCK OFF BRIGHTON!

yessss get in. Cox broke his withdean duck.

oops I've just damaged my ceiling light by celebrating.

wow, when I left seeing the family we were 1 down now I tune in and we are scoring out 3rd!!!

Fuck off to league two Brighton!!!!!! (I am still bitter about play-off semis)

ooooh Jeffs just said that Cox 100 league game.

I've done that before (when we beat QPR at home in the Prem...hurt my hand too).

Oh, and bloody great...now don't fuck it up.

I really want to say Game Over. But we havn't hit 80 minutes yet.

Whilst there is only one letter difference between our usernames, there is no difference in our sentiments on this matter.

A great prediction.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Virgo, Virgo what's the score?

there are quite a few french folk looking a bit worried by my celebrating behind the bar...

fucking get the fuck in!!!!!

so am i mate.

we all are.

I hope they fuck off, get relegated, go bust, get aids, have their new stadium burn down and then a tornado hits the town and destroyes everyone in the most painful way possible apart from mexico red.

I hope adam cunting virgo dies the most painful death and I hope Joey fucking Beachump is in Brighton for a weekend away when all this happens.

Followed by a Brighton only nuclear bomb

You're not the only one!!

Goal difference the same as Northampton now!

They are basically down now. This makes me happy.

Breath Dan!

'I hope they get aids' - Thats a quality line!

STFC Dave on the Magic Roundabout on Monday....

 :moped: :moon: :car: :busted:

Sorry Dave, wrong bet  :-[

it's pronounced grid

I hope they get both, fucking cunts

Seeing that Maccas name has not been mentioned for pretty much the whole of the game, maybe worth chucking Lloyd in for a go!

Too far DV, I've had to press the report to moderator button. I suggest everybody does the same, I don't think we need that sort of nasty sentiment.

he setup cox's goal didn't he?

keep it as it is, dont give anything away.

we arent there yet - we know it!

your going down like a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine!!

I don't know, did he?

He did indeed.

Table is looking a bit better now. If we can see this out and beat Orient, we'll be mid-table!  :)

http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/tables/cc_league1.html (http://www.sportinglife.com/football/live/tables/cc_league1.html)

Well that's OK then, he has earned his place!

blow the whistle ref!!!!!! ;)

Monday night will be far more relaxing if we can hold on to this and get 3 points against Orient!

I will be a far more relaxed Swindon fan if that does happen!

Macheda has just scored for Manure again!

Hereford 1-2 Leicester

Leicester 2-1 up. Crew 0-0 , Orient 1-1

Could do with Colchester scoring to add the cherry!

This is shit. Why aren't we putting the boot in by scoring more? Rubbish.

Orient have gone 2-1 up.

Orient 2-1 up...

hehe I beat you.

Saying that, that leaves Orient safe on 52.

reserve team on monday hopefully....

Good. They are safe now.

Wishfull thinking DV!

2 games in a couple of days.

nothing to play for in the second one.

im hoping...

Have we reached 80 yet?

Think we're on 83ish

Yes, but they would be fresher.

Must be at 85 by now I'd think?

They have scored 10 in the last 5 mins of matches...it's not over yet.

They won't do that until they are safe mathmatically.

Looking forward to the Chelsea game on MOTD tonight!

they're only 10 points above the drop, northhampton have got 18 points to play for yet, Orient only 12. they'l want to be beat us to ensure safety.

3 and a half minutes to go....

Hopefully Bolton can get another.

plus 4 added on minutes

It is very reassuing to know that we are ahead in an away game and sounding very comfortable. How much of this is down to brightons ineptitude remains to be seen, but it sounds much better than say, against leicester or northampton

468 town fans!  Fair play!

here comes the Lloyd...

Easton and Macklin coming on

Lloyd macklin came on and i jizzed in my pants

It's not even his debut is it? He played against brentford in the jpt last season

Shut the fuck up Ed!  Surely we can because it's happened!

See! TWAT!

3-2, oh dear

Oh no......

that Macklin is shit, best winger my arse...

Oh god another nervy end :(

poo

oh god

I BLAME MACKLIN

haha. knob-sack

you twat!  we have been dicked!

crewe & hartlepool has finished 0-0

If we drop points here I blame Ed Hadwin for opening his gob and stating something as stupid as "surely we can't throw this away now"

Make it 11 in the last 5 mins...better not be 12 by the end of the game. >:( >:( >:( >:(

Corner. Not sure I can take this.

FFS, I can't deal with any more endings like this!

Oh christ!!!! come on town!!!

Why do we do it? Why?

aaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh >:(

Macklin wasn't even on the pitch when Brighton just got their 2nd !!!

fucking hell, dont fuck it up!

We'll win. No need to panic

Macklin chance!  The bloke is obviously a legend!

Famous Last Words?

exactly

He was joking!

Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesssssssss!!! GET IN

Yesssss full time 3-2

YAY TOWN

YES!

Get in!  FT 3 points

 :beach:

nervy swindon fans in retardedness shock

Woohoooooooo finally....

Eazeee

What a relief

we're definitely safe now whatever happens.

all together now

singing die die virgo virgo die
singing die die virgo virgo die
singing die die virgo
die die virgo
die die virgo virgo die

haha love the confidence fB

Fuck me, I think my heart has stopped...

Looking much better now, a win on Monday would be loverly...

Leyton Orient  42 52
Yeovil  41 49
Swindon  42 48
Hartlepool  42 47
Carlisle  42 45
Crewe  42 45
Northampton  40 42
Brighton  41 39
Hereford  41 33
Cheltenham  41 32

I'm looking forwards to your stats update this evening

JFW's earmuffs get a mention!  Who was that then?

Lets not get carried away, its not over til mathmatically impossible. But yes a win on sat will be just the job.

20.05.04

WE'LL NEVER FORGET VIRGO YOU CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!

Or even Monday would be even better!

What is so satisfying is that those Brighton fans will be walking away now feeling like shit. Feeling like we did in 04.

But i bet our fan's didn't act like Cunt's and go running over to confront them like they did that night. Fuck em'!

to me

here is a warm up stat.

Adam Virgo is a fucking cunt and I probably hate Brighton more than Oxford.

huuuuuuuuuge relief. honestly expected nothing today so to get 3 points is fantastic and a huge step towards survival.

Disgusted of Chard is no longer disgusted :)

I feel like a weights been lifted (I know it's not over yet).The weekend starts here. Off to the pub later, live band and lots of beer.

Also Cox scored again - does that put him as joint top league one scorer with 25 goals??

Right a win Monday, then technically we only need a draw out of our last 3 to stay up if I have figuered that out correctly.

WE ARE STAYIN UP!

Bye Bye Virgo you cunt :D

 Key win...more or less finishes Brighton.  Still a bit to do, but without we'd have been fucked.

Great result for us and a good start to the 2nd half after a disappointing 1st half display...... Only hope Cox stays with us.

 :wotjump: :wotjump:

Sorry Herthab - you were right  :nod: :nod: :nod:

Fucking hell Reginald - welcome back to the optimist club (albeit late in the day)

We've given ourselves a chance...no more than that.

 LO game now becomes interesting, they're probably the best side in the league on recent form...but might they have a reaction to getting to 52?  It could be they'll play even better or maybe get slack.  It would be good to win.

hahahahahahahaha cunts.

I'm going to buy everyone a cyber pint to celebrate.

Whats everyone having?

Cheers Ralphy. A cider.

Think I'm going on the cider tonight....so make that a Thatcher's Gold. Cheers Ralphy

Great win. Well done lads! And Fuck you virgo

hahahaha i did :) i was gobbing off on the train, it was ace.

im soooo fucking happy. im going to fucking lord it tonight at work and get my 1969 shirt out and wear it.

im slightly gobsmacked i didnt get my head kicked in on the train and at brighton station, it was fucking payback for the play offs. hahahaha.

in regards to the game fuck knows couldnt see, we scored 3 and that was that, my hangover went when greer scored and it also stopped raining. life is skill.

I hate Virgo, I hate Brighton and I love the result.

It would be nice to attribute to Brighton's possible doom like we did with Gillingham's last year.

A good day.

Reg has a point though. We're not safe just yet, 90% there though.

4-5 points in four games should see us safe.
We have won four of our last six, so more than hopeful.
Win on Monday and jobs nearly a gooden.


WE ARE STAYING UP!!!

We really need to follow this up with a win on Monday. Then, depending on other results, I think we can start to breathe a little more easily.

when do Northampton play their games in hand?

off the top of my head only Orient are on better form than us within the bottom 10.

That has to be the sweetest victory in a long long time.Couldn't believe the transformation in the second half.From being absolute shite we suddenly started playing with skill speed passion and confidence.Jones and Timmy took control of the park and Paynter and Cox-what a fucking partnership that has turned out to be.Greer was again outstanding and Ifil not far behind today.Another quality delivery from McNamee for Coxy's goal"is that all we take away" indeed!Cunts! g ood to meet Sutton Red and Girlslikefootball.Also DRS-top feller!Today was worth £40-the mentalest I've been at a game for years.Top dogs AXS Hertha Samdy and mrreeves!

Anyone got that link to the Brighton forum. we can go on there wind them up, plus would love to see what they are saying!

there is a whole thread on it.

look at the FAO swindon bob thread - they are on there.

Just got home. Couldn't make the game, didn't know the result till just now and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MARVELLOUS !!!!!
Time to get pissed !! Bye !  :bye:

Top job. Absolutely fucking stunned by our 1st and 2nd goals! That was a very, very sweet victory.

Mentalest is an understatement. I've had to pop my shoulder back in place from when you grabbed it each time we scored and I've just about got the hearing in my right ear back.

Just got back.  Cracking three points.  At half time I was starting to wish I'd stayed at home but it looks like Wilsons half time team talk obviously worked well.  Again we missed some easy chances that would have killed the game off rather than making us sweat for the last 5 as usual.  Can't complain though, a much needed 3 points and that win means it's pretty much curtains for Brighton now - sweet revenge!

Yeah sorry bout that mate-its been a long time since I celebrated anything!

Great...........respect to all of you that went.

Southmoors massive called me at half time and we shared the gloom.....couldnt listen at 3-2 .....went out and mowed the lawn.

Looking forward to Monday......i reckon 50 might be enough?

Yep that was a top day all round, sorry to alarm you by shouting at the slappers (allegedlly) in that Limo!

We won. They lost. I'm pissed (But I can still write correctly)

FUCKING TOP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Saw you in the pub at the ground but didn't twig until adje told me, otherwise you would probably be more pissed!

Just got home. That was fuckng ace. I've really enjoyed our away wins this year, although with this game i've no idea how we played because of the 'ground' being so far away.

Kinda looking forward to carlisle and the possibility of taking a point from tthem.

well that was a fun night at work, my dj and 2 of the doormen had been at withdean :)

A very enjoyable evening I would imagine.

Perhaps we can put the Brighton thing to bed now.

Else we risk becoming as bitter as Gillingham (if we aren't already).

I see Pinehurst Red has gone on their forum. Oh dear.

Who is Pinehurst Red?

thisis's lead retard