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im too young for this  :oops:

tuirned down an eassy lay tonightn becos of it  :x

 Don't worry I think the repeal clause 28, and the change in 2000 to equalise the age of consent for gays....means that at 18 you're alright.

 So you're not too young for it.

i'm only 17

i don't know what to do she's well put of my league  :(

 I was only pulling your leg.....the age of consent was reduced to 16 for gays.

:D

come on reg help me out here

what did your good self do when you first fell into the trap?

i need all the help going and you're a decent knowlegavble bloke  :D  8)

 First time I fell in love......lived with the bird, took copious amounts of drugs, fucked off travelling on me tod....returned set up domestic bliss in Londinium, and watched as she fucked off with a coke dealing Rastaman to Antigua.

ok you win  :?

i'm not sure whether that makes me feel betetr or worse

probably worse

Maybe, depends what you want...I was 19 at the start of this thing, had a volatile lifestyle and didn't have an impression of some long term bliss.

  These things have to be done.

  Not sure about turning down a shag though.

true, life experiences and all that

truth be told im fucking terrified of getting shot down



me niether now  :D

are you in love with ellie?

definately not

who's the lucky lady then dave?

p.s. you're gay for not coming tomorrow

mind your fucking own

p.s. i'd love to go but it's too far to walk

Can I leave SY to sort you out now?

i'm not in a state i've sobered up pretty sharpish  8)

go to bed reginald

 Right that's a relief....I was half expecting Walrus to show up.

reg you're a fatherly figure to all of us

although i don't think fathers are supposed to make you want to drink and do drugs excessively

give him time, he'll be crying over something else  :wink:

doesn't seem to bother my old man

ah, the wonders of courtship :P



currently i'm in pursuit of a young lady of 19, she's pretty cool, but im a bit unsure of where i stand...

on a almost-linked note, she said her dad used to play for Sheffield Wednesday. she thinks just in the reserves, but he might've made a 1st team appearance or 2. and her family are friends with lee dixon's family. and she reeled off a list of footballers she's met.

Sounds like a good catch if you ask me.  :)

as i said spudd son, i aint too sure where i stand. should see her out tonite tho.

...best bit is, tonite leaves me no clearer. saw her, talked to her, bought her a drink, and danced to bohemian rhapsoidy with her (and about 50billion other people) but i should see her again tommoro nite, she's playing an acoustic set at a venue close to swindon, so will bowl down to that hopefully, and maybe suggest goin for a drink after or summat, fuck knows!

Bloody hell, it sounds complicated young Leggett.  :?

ur tellin me son. fingers crossed for tommoro tho, cos she's ace, we get on like a house on fire... here's hopin!

Fingers crossed mate.  :)

Fucks sake, even Dave is getting it.  :wink:

I'm depressed.

people posting about their love troubles. it could only be the one and only TEF

I have plenty Rich, just don't tell the internet.

 I think a separate sub forum say...."what became of the broken hearted" is needed.

i agree Reg! nice idea  :D

How about a forum for depressed young men with no luck with women?

I'll mod it  :D  :oops:  :cry:

Would it really need a mod?

gosh how old are you guys anyway?

No, i just offered as the description in places suits me perfectly....

I'm 24, is that relevent?

Im 367 but I show it well....

16....its crap!  :D

i just wondered if it was usual for a man of your age to be moaning about women problems on the internet  :D

Gosh? Are you a member of the royal family?

:soapy tit wank: no id rather be dead! what do you say up in Scotland?

Usually an expletive is used to start a sentance!! If I was heard using the word gosh, I think I would probably receive a Glasgow kiss!!

 :mrgreen:

Can we have a seperate section for the female forum members where we can talk about men,make-up and lady problems? :D

no thanks! this remains predominantly a male forum so i think not!  :mrgreen:

Well theres quite a few females on here and that includes dave so its a good idea I think......

No cos there's only 7 women on here

Sade
Bird
STFC Lady
Marie
Mrs Spacey
Birdie's Mate
Walrus

i forgot about DMR maybe your right then Sade

8 including Dave actually :P .We need one!

Dave is not a woman. He is getting action.

did you not read the Daniel Powter thread though Ralphy?

:soapy tit wank: haha!

No i believe not.

Walrus is the only gay on this forum anyway.

 :soapy tit wank: that's a bit harsh aint it Ralphy?

Harsh but fair  :agree:

[dafydd voice] I'm the only gay on the townend[/dafydd voice]

i'm gay, i like the idea of a girly forum

We could give eachother hair style tips and everything oh It would be so fun :kisskiss:

Sonic your not gay at all, far too manly with a skinhead and your Jose Mourinho coat.

Can i go first?

Walrus, lose the mullet

Don't touch the hair ay ralph? :P :wink:

I have a barnet problem.I dyed my hair yesterday,It looked a really nice dark brown colour on the box.But its looks quite close to black.Everybody says it suits me But I'm scared I look like a goth :(

how can you look like a goth, you've got dark(ish) skin

don't wear white facepaint though

do you have a spikey collor thing?, black nails?, big hefty socks that go up to your knees? yes? then your a goth!

BREAKING NEWS

Sade dyes her pubes  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Shutup Ralph :D Your the one that goes for a brazilian every week....

Yes cos it makes my twanger look bigger  :nod:

you said it :mrgreen:

(thats another pain thing women have to endure)

 :roll:

What? The size of my member?  :D

Far, far to much info.

Sure love :wink:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I blame myself for this filthy thread.

i blame sade actually! although you did start it Ralph....

Yes you should blame yourself you were the bloody one that said I dye my pubes you dirty sod :D

Don't blame me!I'm the innocent one in all of this!

 :soapy tit wank:

i am neutral in all this  :|

Where there is blame, there is a claim! :roll:

your beginning to sound a bit like Claims Direct!

I think that may have been the point Rich

probably!  :-))(  :oops:

:D I want compensation then,ralph made a false claim against me.

Ralph seems to have gone a bit quiet now......

I'm looking at ticket prices of all other teams in our league.

Huddersfield was £16 yesterday and it's a lovelly stadium.

How the fuck do we charge £23?

our board are a bunch of twats simple!

Willy carson makes me so bloody mad.

he makes me so bloody ahrd

a lovely, soulless stadium with an away end that just swallows up any atmosphere cos it's so fucking huge.

thanks  8)

i'll buy you a pint for this on saturday

Sonic, very true. You need at least 15,000 in that ground to create an atmosphere. The crowd was 11,300 yesterday and the atmosphere was shit.

Dave, i drink Carling  :wink:

I know you fleeced me last time  :wink:

:beers:

ralphy, watch out son, those :beers: will lead to :piemonte: !

Excuse me darling! :evil:

and who are you?  :?

My alias, obviously....   :roll:  :)

oh ok  :D sorry Walrus!  :)

oooooooooooooooooooh i've just struck out hard. ouch! beer time me thinks :P