Pitman's Pies. All staff required to also wear "Brett Pitman" aprons. As a nod closer to Wiltshire/Devizes, maybe it is conditioned that all Pitman's Pies be delivered by Pony (sorry Donkey).
Correct, such japes. We say all this and he'll be gone quicker than you can say Melton Mowbray!
Ponies are rubbish compared to donkeys.